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EWOW ("Eleven Words Of Wisdom") is a long-running online game show where contestants answer a prompt in 11 words or fewer in a creative, heartwarming, funny, or clever way.

Each episode consists of A parts and B parts, where in the A parts, responses to the prompt will be shown anonymously, allowing the viewers to vote on the entries. Then, in the corresponding B part, the leaderboard for those responses will be shown and whoever places in the top 5% will gain a life, while the bottom 49% will lose a life. Each contestant starts with 3 lives, and if they run out of lives, they're out of the game for good.
I can't wait for the new EWOW episode to release so I can see where I placed!
EWOW by loseredz August 24, 2024
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When you're disgusted and impressed online.
Anybody: *posts an intricate pic where someone puts fingers under the skin of your feet*
You: e-wow
e-wow by Zibert December 3, 2020
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EWOWicism 

A social hierarchy system where EWOW contestants with more lives get treated better than ones with less
I hope Cary abolishes the lives system for the final 20 so there isn't any more EWOWicism...
EWOWicism by loseredz June 30, 2024

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026