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EVS

Acronym for Exhaustingly Vigorous Sex.
Scott: "I couldn't get to sleep last night because Matt & Jenny were having EVS."
Ivan: "Sucks bro"

Boston: Had EVS last night"
Cole: "cap."
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One syllable. Pronouced "eh-vss". (interj.)

An Australian-based abbreviation for "whatever".

Used to indicate indifference to or scorn for something, such as a remark or suggestion.

Popularized in the US in 2006 by Australian rock artist Toby Rand.
Mom: "Sam, I've told you repeatedly not to eat in your room."
Sam: "Oh, evs, ma!"

Mick: "Dude, you totally drank the last can of Foster's!"
Jack: "Evs, man. It was my stuff anyways."
by Lizabeth83 October 5, 2006
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evs

interj.

abbr. for "whatever"

Used to indicate indifference to or scorn for something, such as a remark or suggestion.
j: im really sorry i hurt your feelings
J: fuckin evs
by John J Raven October 16, 2005
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My boss told me I couldn't take a Sick Day unless I was sick. I was like "Dude, evs".
by Tony B. March 19, 2003
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The "East Village Special". The favored haircut of the hipsters who congregate in NYC's East Village and L.E.S., as well as other parts of NY (e.g. Williamsburg, Brooklyn). It is the essential "bed-head" pseudo-70's style, matted down so as to cover the ears entirely as well as all the edges of the face, while maintaining at least one or two unnatural cowlicks on the top of the head. Basically, it is the standard-issue hipster haircut.
How does a hot girl like her go for a dumb-looking hipster with the most extreme EVS of all time???

Did you see Steve's new haircut? Total EVS. Is he turning into a hipster or something?
by JerseyJohnnyB November 3, 2008
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short for 'evidently'. evs is the new obvs.
"i sexed her up. shes my girlfriend." "evs."
by kickerrr October 5, 2009
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EVS or "empty vagina syndrome" has two meanings attached to it

1.) When a girl is in a bitchy/pissy mood because she is sexually frusterated. Therefore no one, including her hotty best friend, can have fun at the party.

2.) When a girl is so damn slutty that she feels compelled to being bitchy/pissy when her vagina is empty.
Christy was being ridiculously annoying to me when i was out with her and her girlfriends last night, her lack of hookups as of lately must have given her EVS "empty vagina syndrome".
by beefcakeb December 11, 2009
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