Acronym for Exhaustingly Vigorous Sex.
Scott: "I couldn't get to sleep last night because Matt & Jenny were having EVS."
Ivan: "Sucks bro"

Boston: Had EVS last night"
Cole: "cap."
by Da House December 4, 2020
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The "East Village Special". The favored haircut of the hipsters who congregate in NYC's East Village and L.E.S., as well as other parts of NY (e.g. Williamsburg, Brooklyn). It is the essential "bed-head" pseudo-70's style, matted down so as to cover the ears entirely as well as all the edges of the face, while maintaining at least one or two unnatural cowlicks on the top of the head. Basically, it is the standard-issue hipster haircut.
How does a hot girl like her go for a dumb-looking hipster with the most extreme EVS of all time???

Did you see Steve's new haircut? Total EVS. Is he turning into a hipster or something?
by JerseyJohnnyB September 22, 2008
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EVS or "empty vagina syndrome" has two meanings attached to it

1.) When a girl is in a bitchy/pissy mood because she is sexually frusterated. Therefore no one, including her hotty best friend, can have fun at the party.

2.) When a girl is so damn slutty that she feels compelled to being bitchy/pissy when her vagina is empty.
Christy was being ridiculously annoying to me when i was out with her and her girlfriends last night, her lack of hookups as of lately must have given her EVS "empty vagina syndrome".
by beefcakeb December 11, 2009
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The night that you spend with people you dont care enough about to spend with on Christmas Eve
" Hey Frank would you like to come to my eve of the eve party"
"Sure Bill I would love to, hey do you have those reports on the Jefferson Plan?'
by AbbyCakes05 December 29, 2010
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The day before Christmas Eve Eve Eve, 4 days before Christmas. Usually any Eve's earlier than this time are unnecessary, and by this point you should have all gift shopping done. Otherwise you are doomed!
I'm glad I got all my shopping done before Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve, it made things so much easier on everyone.
by Vinnymac567 December 27, 2010
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Eve is the best person you will ever meet, and she will be your best friend for ever. You are really lucky if you have a Eve as a girlfriend sister family member or even bestie.Eve will always be there to be your supporter and will give you the best hugs. When Eve leaves for a new school or anything else you wont find anyone like her.If you are planning a sleepover or a party and you know a Eve she would be the first person you would invite,And she is so funny.Treat your Eve well she will never come back if you lose her!!
If you have a Eve you are so lucky

P.S she is kinda crazy
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Honestly nobody I’ve met has the same name as me. I can’t even find my name in a key chain lmao
“You know eve is a cool Name but I’ve only heard it in the bible.”
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