Esben

Esben is a danish gamer who is known for his terrible League of Legend plays.

He is constantly babbing around looking in bushes, hoping to find some delicious Teemo mushrooms.
He is very fond of Teemo mushrooms, which is proved by his long walks on the beach with his mushroom friends.

The rating "bronze" is inspired by Esben, and the creator of LoL made this rank with Esben in mind.

"Esben, why are you not in this team fight?!"
"No Esben don't go in the bush, you will die!!"

Esben by Dingotronic October 26, 2013

Esben

There should be more guys like Esben. He's considerate & smart, also he knows who is Spinal Tap, so case closed. The 1st time I looked into his eyes I felt like Seth from Superbad when he describes Matt Muir eyes: "Have you ever stared into his eyes? It's like the first time I heard the Beatles."

Have you ever stared into Esben's eyes? It's like the first time I heard Joy Division.

Esben by PerlePerle August 10, 2017

ESBEN

Being a little pessimistic, which leads to thuroughness in you work and results in an awesome result.

Just be Esben about it, and everything is going to be fine.

ESBEN by Ilseal8r April 15, 2015

Esben

Esben is a danish first name and is often used for people who has no selfesteem and lack of skill in computergames. You often find an Esben if you play computer a lot and you to oppose a player that really sucks. Besides that you should avoid a person called Esben, but the most Esbens are very strange persons.

Esben Dodgeson is a very scary person, who spend his whole day sitting by the computer...

Esben by Ted Sorensen September 20, 2004

Esben

Guys with this name are typically very beta. They will do anything to get a girl, tell they love them the first week they meet them and click like on every post on facebook.

I will never do an Esben when I meet a girl.

Esben by Facebookhater123 September 20, 2011

esben

a big fuck boy

esben is dumb

esben by fat cumt August 13, 2020

Esben

A common colloquial term referring to movie reviewers of the highest caliber. While the strict diet of solely ingesting burritos and watermelon takes some getting used, an Esben easily wins over peers through the use of terrible puns, as well as the dissemination of questionable internet links.

Have you heard of Esben? He is the new Roger Ebert of horror films!

Esben by Jayps January 14, 2018