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A rediculous way to say "Oh My God". Capitalisazation doesn't matter, and usually has an exclamation mark after it. Who knows where this "word" originated from but time to time you may hear people use it.
Person 1: I totally just asked this guy out and he actually said yes!
Person 2: Aw, you are soo lucky, like, ewmahgawd!

Another Person: Ewmahgawd, what the hell what that?
ewmahgawd by Reddog500 August 8, 2006
Related Words

ERMEGEWD 

Oh my god
ERMEGEWD, thats a big fishing rod you have there!
ERMEGEWD by Sharpsss October 10, 2012

ermehgwerd 

Ermahgerda lisped pronunciation of “oh my god,” The phonetically written captions are meant to sound like a speech impediment caused by the use of an orthodontic retainer, often using the snowclone template “Ermahgerd X.”
Ada : ermehgwerd I LERV U SER MAHCH
Sam : Why do you speak like this?
Ada : I HERV A RERTERNER ERN

Ada : Ermehgwerd did you see that new meme on 9gag?
Sam : Oh my god, wherer?
ermehgwerd by AdaSiniakPlank October 21, 2012

ehmahgawd 

ehmahgawd! did he, like, seriously just do that?
ehmahgawd by sHrOoM :D May 4, 2011

Emmegawdish 

A word used by 13-15 year old, chatty girls..who Just Won't Shut Up.
BrittanyX0xCheerGuRL: hay Hailey..how u doing?
F0.ev.4uHailey: ehm..not soh wehl..im feelin emmegawdish..
BrittanyX0xCheerGuRL: Emmegawdish? OMG! MEH 2!
F0.ev.4uHailey: Well anyways..i ttly had a bad hair day and my bf kissed another girl and i got a d on my langwauge artz grade and suzie called me fat again and brett said i looked ugly and i spilt spaghetti all over my new white shirt and every1 lolzed at meh and i ttly hate mi life..
BrittanyX0xCheerGuRL: Watev..shut up bi*ch u dont know how hard it is for me..soo..lyk i tried 2 studi 4 my math test but i got a 66 on it n every1 sed im a dumb blonde..then my bf zack dumped me 4 ugly nicole and i ddnt get to be cheer captn in fact they kicked me off and said i culd try lacrosse omg wat is lacrosse idk pls tell me wat that is omg..
Emmegawdish by MunkyBizness April 17, 2008

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
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