EMPB

Early-morning piss-boner. An unprovoked erection apparent upon waking.

No honey, not right now. It's just an EMPB.

by Mr. Hollander October 22, 2008

EMPB

Eat My Pussy Bitch

Screw that, you can EMPB!

by Creampuff 007 December 15, 2024

EMPbutStronger

EMPbutStronger is a n!gga who plays Mario Kart Wii on YT and he gets all the clunge. Simply a fucking chick magnet.(This is a joke for a video)

Person 1: Have you heard of EMPbutStronger?
Person 2: Yes he’s very annoying

by TotallyNotEMPlol January 18, 2022