elastic

New England's term for "rubber band"

"he shot an elastic at my face!"

by anon February 23, 2005

Elastic

Something really cool, often nostalgic.

Person 1: "I started playing Minecraft again recently."
Person 2: "Dude, that's elastic."

by MinnowStar March 18, 2024

Elastic man

A dumb ad that is constantly seen on urban dictionary.

elastic man sucks.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

elastic heart

The ability to bounce back from hurt such as heartbreak. It's mentioned in "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" for young love when Tom hurts Becky Thatcher.

I'm broken-hearted but I have an elastic heart… I'll be okay.

by Bek3000 January 11, 2016

elastic save

When one tucks his penis in between his stomach and the elastic waistband of his boxers or whitey tighties in order conceal his hard-on.

Jason and I had to employ the elastic save when that hot bitch got naked.

by Erik & Kyle September 11, 2007

elastic shitposting

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.

Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.

by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020

elastic balls

When a man puts an elastic band around his ball bag to keep his penis erect by cutting the flow of blood to his penis

Have you ever tried elastic balls? It keeps ur penis hard so you can wank all night

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015