word used when things are awkward,usely used when an unexpected rash breaks out, or commonly used with realli annoying guys named taz,or a noise mad when the act of clearing the throat takes place, or when silence needs to be broken.or when the blender breaks and u open your closet to get a towl but all u find is a big moldy sack of poo.

derrick:oh no!! my blender broke sally!!

sally:ill get a towel!!ehem, all there is is a big moldy sack of poo derrick

ehem by penna and piss August 6, 2008

Related Words

ehem • Ehema • ehemi • ehemia

ehem

Ehem (estrogen + mayhem) is a portmanteau word for expressing the needless or willful damage or violence by all women. Examples of ehem include feminism, alimony, abortion, and 19th amendment.

Ehem is incurable and only metastasizes over time.

1. How is work? It's total ehem.
2. How is traffic? It’s total ehem.
3. How was Karen’s birthday party? It was total ehem.
4. How is Karen’s driving. It is total ehem.
5. Why are the kids down the street screwed up? They’re being terrorized by ehem.
6. Ehem causes monster taxes.
7. Ehem causes wars.
8. Ehem causes divorces.
9. Mother Nature is total ehem running amok.
10. Why is my girlfriend insane? It’s called ehem.

ehem by Dictionar-E April 24, 2023

Ehem

The state of chaos caused by the gross incompetence of women who think they are otherwise qualified to make difficult and complex decisions; an environment in which subordinate men must operate under arrogant and incompetent women.

This meeting is nothing but ehem, and we're going to fail while getting the blame, said the man.

Ehem by CodeToad April 25, 2023

ehemia

Poo poo per pee

It’s time for me to ehemia

ehemia by 1235fgzfgh June 16, 2020

ehemi

short and smart

you are ehemi

ehemi by plkmnbvcxzaqwsedrftgyhujiko November 20, 2021

Ehema

The nicest girl you’ll meet. Very generous and clever. Does well academically . If ur friends with an Ehema , count yourself lucky and be nice to them.

Person 1 : Who’s that girl
Person 2: Oh that’s Ehema , she’s well nice

Ehema by calvindeclined February 1, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026