EEVEELYMPICS
EEVEELYMPICS is an animated YouTube competition show posted by kelpcheep. The host is Eevee, and the contestants are all of Eevee's evolutions. In episode 5, we see the Olympeevees, a rip-off of the Eeveelympics, featuring shiny versions of the main cast. The Olympeevees was likely shut down after Eevee learned that all Shiny Eevee's contestants were genned.
¹- "Shiny Flareon", actually Shiny4meplz.net, is a pacifist who likes doing ̶w̶e̶e̶d̶ joy.
²- "Shiny Jolteon", Totallylegitshinies.com, is likely psychotic and possibly likes killing. ("I'm going to kill everyone! And they will all be dead! And it will be awesome!")
³- "Shiny Vaporeon", Pokescam.purr, is a stupid little mean girly girl who doesn't like water because it, "ruins my make-up. and. I hate it."
⁴- "Shiny Umbreon", GGenning.pet, doesn't speak in the show, though they do listen to and reference multiple Femtanyl songs and albums.
⁵- "Shiny Espeon", Pokechump.poo, says ueieeuiuieuieii. thats it thats like all they do
⁶- "Shiny Glaceon", Shinygenned.sin, is Glaceon's stereotypical Christian counterpart, talking a lot about the bible and screaming into Shiny Eevee's microphone after saying, "Have you thought about Jesus today? If not... well... 𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗞𝗥𝗥𝗚𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗚𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛"
⁷- "Shiny Leafeon", Notrealshinies.fake, is a stinky NERD who knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cherry flavored tootsie-pop specifically. its 676 btw
⁸- Image Redacted is Sylveon's inexplicably redacted counterpart.
¹- "Shiny Flareon", actually Shiny4meplz.net, is a pacifist who likes doing ̶w̶e̶e̶d̶ joy.
²- "Shiny Jolteon", Totallylegitshinies.com, is likely psychotic and possibly likes killing. ("I'm going to kill everyone! And they will all be dead! And it will be awesome!")
³- "Shiny Vaporeon", Pokescam.purr, is a stupid little mean girly girl who doesn't like water because it, "ruins my make-up. and. I hate it."
⁴- "Shiny Umbreon", GGenning.pet, doesn't speak in the show, though they do listen to and reference multiple Femtanyl songs and albums.
⁵- "Shiny Espeon", Pokechump.poo, says ueieeuiuieuieii. thats it thats like all they do
⁶- "Shiny Glaceon", Shinygenned.sin, is Glaceon's stereotypical Christian counterpart, talking a lot about the bible and screaming into Shiny Eevee's microphone after saying, "Have you thought about Jesus today? If not... well... 𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗞𝗥𝗥𝗚𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗚𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛"
⁷- "Shiny Leafeon", Notrealshinies.fake, is a stinky NERD who knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cherry flavored tootsie-pop specifically. its 676 btw
⁸- Image Redacted is Sylveon's inexplicably redacted counterpart.
Person 1: "DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDEDUDEDUDEDUDE DUDE. dude. have you seen the eeveelympics."
Person 2: "no i hate you go away"
Person 1: "damn okay i see how it is"
Person 2: "no i hate you go away"
Person 1: "damn okay i see how it is"
EEVEELYMPICS by SkyWolfie!!! August 31, 2026
