E.T Phone Home 

Emergency Tampon - Phone Home! E.T Phone Home occurs when one is out on the town, skeezing it up in a bar, shopping for kicks and rags, or any other activity away from your mad stock of tampons at home. When one E.T Phone Home's they are calling home to ask a family member, pimp, or fellow drug dealer to hook you up with some tampons asap.

"Shit I need to E.T Phone Home!"
"Fuck I forgot it was that time of the month, can I use your phone to E.T Phone Home?"

E.T Phone Home by Sickoooooooooooooooooooooooooo November 19, 2009

E.T Phone Home 

The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation

Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver

Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...

E.T Phone Home by pipeline69 May 29, 2011

E.T. Phone Home 

Having your parents call during sex

Girl: O Man, hold on, my phone is ringing. O shit it's my parents!
Guy: E.T. Phone Home!
Girl: O well, let's keep fucking

E.T. Phone Home by Coffeeeeeeee December 6, 2006

E.T. phone home 

When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home

Dude I totally "E.T. phone home" last night with Veronica.

E.T. phone home by Udegen May 3, 2018