E-llatio

Noun. "ee-LAY-shee-oh"
A response, more often than not from upper management or higher authority, sent via digital communication that praises the recipient so grandly it feels as good as fellatio.

James: I emailed a picture of our massive 200 case wine display that we built to the VP and his bosses.

Allen: We are definitely going to get some E-llatio out of that, can't wait to see what they say.

E-llatio by ayfsrn November 25, 2025

e-lationship 

noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.

Girl: Do you want to go out sometime?

Guy: no, sorry, i'm in an e-lationship

e-lationship by Pepsi X-treme July 3, 2005

e-lationship 

A one-sided relationship that takes place solely on the internet. The female in it is usually a nice girl that thinks it's just a friendship, and the male is usually a desperate, anti-social nerd that thinks he has a girlfriend that he's never met, and expects her not to associate with any other males on the internet or jealousy and anger will ensue. When the male finally expresses his feelings about this girl he's never met, she informs him that it would be awkward to meet in real life and that she actually already has a real boyfriend, and the nerd is crushed, his hopes of being e-laid are dashed.

It almost always ends with a lengthy session of cyberstalking from the male nerd.

Billy was bragging about having a girlfriend but it turned out he's just in an e-lationship, what a fag.

e-lationship by Bloodloss September 19, 2004

E-lationship 

A relationship with someone you've only ever talked with online.

Craig is so funny, I'm thinking about friend requesting him and taking our e-lationship to the next level.

E-lationship by Spoonorama July 9, 2010

E-lationship 

A relationship strictly conducted through electronic means, with very little to no physical contact.

I've only ever seen my girlfriend on Skype. We're in an E-lationship.

E-lationship by Woffingshire January 19, 2015

premature e-rapture-lation 

Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.

John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.

premature e-rapture-lation by jimivox June 16, 2011

Ellatio 

Pronounced like "e lay she oh". Ellatio is emotional fellatio. Giving someone excessive credit and speaking or writing effusively about their abilities, internal strength, or other qualities. Always to or beyond the point of excess.

Sally gave ellatio to the keynote speaker while introducing him at the charity dinner.

Ellatio by celticboy6 September 29, 2008