Is the highest looks based rating one can give a girl. It trumps all other rating scales and falls well above a 10/10.
by dynamo dude April 12, 2007
by adams mom June 9, 2003
by Jules Carrozza January 15, 2004
by SBR January 28, 2004
by Adam Milicevic June 7, 2003
A soccer team in MLS, based out of Houston, who could only get a soccer team by stealing them from San Jose. Located in the crappiest city in the State of Texas, The Dynafags, as they are more commonly known, have a fanbase mostly made up of illegals from Mexico who frequently clash with the police at matches.
Like most other teams from Houston, their jealousy of FC Dallas is very evident. This despite the fact that the El Capitan Cannon Trophy usually resides in Dallas more than Houston. While the "Orange Turds" laud their MLS Cup Wins, most find it funny that of late seasons, they have risen to new levels of suckitude.
Being a Dynamo fan usually means that one is an alcoholic, smells like day old bacon, and usually takes it from behind.
Like most other teams from Houston, their jealousy of FC Dallas is very evident. This despite the fact that the El Capitan Cannon Trophy usually resides in Dallas more than Houston. While the "Orange Turds" laud their MLS Cup Wins, most find it funny that of late seasons, they have risen to new levels of suckitude.
Being a Dynamo fan usually means that one is an alcoholic, smells like day old bacon, and usually takes it from behind.
Mike: "Hey Jim, How bout them Houston Dynamo?"
Jim: "Mike, no matter how you say it, 'Dynamo' is a faggot name for a team."
Jim: "Mike, no matter how you say it, 'Dynamo' is a faggot name for a team."
by BRhine February 24, 2011
The sexual act of shoving a lit cigar into someone's anus, followed by smoking it, still jammed in their colon.
Suzie gave me a Columbian dynamo for my birthday, and it felt really good after the wounds healed up.
by Captain FunkBox November 23, 2009