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The perfect (in my eyes) pussy, looking almost airbrushed, with no protrusion of fleshy labia . Hair optional, but none around the lips themselves.
"Dude, the only time I go downtown is when i'm munchin' on a Dyna Vagina"

"Shit man I think im going to be sick, her pussy was all over the place and I thought her clit was a penis! it certainly was no Dyna Vagina
by PsyberdyneSystem July 23, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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