you are dead to me. you will pay for what youve done. trust me when i say, you will not live to see another day.
person 1: ahhhhh look at that itβs november 4th
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! itβs November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*
A singer/guitarist in an βindieβ band called Wallows along with Cole Preston, Braeden Lemasters and two others. Dylan is amazing at everything!!! His day is on May 8th
A singer/guitarist in an βindieβ band called Wallows along side Braeden Lemasters, Cole Preston and two others. Dylan is amazing at everything tbh. He should have his own day cause heβs a cool person.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.