DYLAN M 

tall, blonde shaggy hair, sweet, caring, great kisser, adorable, cute smile, a bestfriend to everyone. crazy, can make anyone laugh. has alot of feelings. when he makes you fall hes always there to catch you. always there when you need someone to talk to.

DYLAN M , your my bestfriend. forever and always!

DYLAN M by thisgirl<3 November 30, 2011

Dylan M 

a manchild whose own beloved mother dresses him up as a Sims 4 toddler and by miracle, scored himself a super pretty gf who he even doesn't talk to and complains ab it to his gfs best friend whilst she urges him on to literally talk to the cute girl he's dating. oh did I mention that he undoes girls bra straps and claims he's changed when he hasn't done anything to prove so and has a not so secret foot kink.

Dylan M:

"why are you guys making me the victim"

Dylan M by swaggymush April 18, 2023

Dylan M__________

A demi-god, often referred to as 'Eugene'. He is crazy, goofy and a bit of a drama queen. He is good at his comedy and is an all-round crazy human being. The way he brings food everywhere, how his friends could be all eating sweets and he is just there with his pastie'

Person: 'Hey Eugene'
Dylan M__________: 'Hi'
Person: 'See you even respond to it!'

Dylan M__________ by Goodsksks November 1, 2021

Dylan Matthews 

THE most underrated youtuber of all time. Dylan is one of the funniest people on the internet, complete with a great personality and a charming smile. He is know for his movie commentary, game play, and other videos. Subscribe to Dylan Is In Trouble to become a troublemaker.

-Yo did you see that new Dylan Is In Trouble movie commentary video??
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!

Dylan Matthews by troublemaker :) August 4, 2019

Dylan Matthews 

Dylan Matthews is a rare plant that only grows in Minnesota. Even though this special plant is as large as a tree, it's also thin like bamboo. To make sure that the Dylan Matthew will survive, it needs a lot of sour patch kids and bad movies. Otherwise Dylan will not participate and is in trouble. Another special feature about this really unique plant is, that it makes interesting noises in the wind, like "yikes", "it's a misdirect" and "misoa is my girlfriend".

"I forgot to take care of my Dylan Matthews plant. Now Dylan is in trouble."

Dylan Matthews by sabrinamelody August 12, 2019

Dylan Minnette 

A REALLY HOT actor that was Clay Jensen in Thirteen Reasons Why, and sings in the band Wallows.

Her: "Did you see Dylan Minnette in 13 reasons why?"
Me: "Ya, he may get beaten up a lot but he still looks great!"

Dylan Minnette by Leopard_lover_21 April 22, 2017

Dylan Mulvaney 

A beautiful, brave influencer

- Did you see Dylan Mulvaney's instagram live last night?
- Yeah! She's awesome

Dylan Mulvaney by RationalFootballFan from Chile June 27, 2023