Dwp

dinner with parents.
the ultimate quick-pause for text messaging teenagers.
For use during semi-formal or important mealtimes with parent/s. An effective way to avoid disgruntling those who pay bills.

6:10- Sally, Bill, Dad And Mom begin dinner
6:11- Sally recieves txt from Jack <haylookit wussup? :{D>
6:12- Sally texts Jack <nm o wt ya omg wts da hw 4 burk??>
6:12- Dad/Mom tells Sally to put her phone away
6:13- Jack texts Sally <um idk haah i hv reyes. im bord>
6:13- Dad hears phone, tells Sally to "just tell them it's dinner"
6:13- Sally rolls her eyes, but she wants to party this weekend
6:13- Sally texts Jack <dwp :(>
CRISIS AVERTED!

by Jordan Dylan Merkinn February 01, 2009

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dwp

When someone asks you for a Dwp they're asking if you'd rather date, wheel or pass them.

Mike: DWP me Bahd!
Hunter: Pass I ain't gay

by Jac Goff September 10, 2016

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dets wassup

wyd ?
- “ walking around in the mall”

‘oh dwp’

by mr dictionary, February 18, 2020

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DWP

Acronym of “Drunk While Posting”.

A post on a BBS or other such forum that contains many typos, grammar errors, or otherwise embarrassing material.

USER: b33r phr33q
AT: 02:24 AM

Hay man; the fucikiogn keys keep movin away frrrom mi fingyers. s0rry If this if Off topikc......

Greg: "Shit, Boris is DWP again..."

by Rize December 15, 2003

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