Dweezil

1) An imaginary animal, probably resembling a weasel, but more cartoon like. They are said to be mischievous and charming creatures, which allows them to commit atrocities without repercussions.

2) An inanimate object or being on which to blame mishaps, or attribute misfortune

3) A person who takes advantage of, lies to, or in some way wrongs another, but has the charm and interpersonal skills to avoid punishment or retribution.

"He's as cunning as a dweezil"

"That darn dweezil emptied my bank account again, but God love him, he did it for those starving children in Africa."

"Socks are not lost in the dryer, dweezils, who live in dryer vents eat them and the dryer is blamed."

by jester33 February 8, 2009

dweezil

1. A term used out of anger when wanting to express irritation toward another person

2. "Dweezil Zappa" - name of the son of Frank Zappa, musician.

Goddamnit, that dweezil cut me off.

by Anonymous December 4, 2002

dweezil

A very small amount of something.

The child of rock pioneer Frank Zappa

How can people stand good charlotte?
I havent a dweezil.

Did it snow last night?
Only a dweezil/only the dweeziliest bit.

by Pumpkins Fan July 6, 2004

dweezil

The name of Lauren's new car!!!

If you don't want to take your car, we can take Dweezil.

by Lauren January 21, 2004

dweezil-tap

an unexpected smack to the testicles

Dubbz dropped like a rock after i dweezil-tapped him

by mike December 8, 2003

dweezildork

A person who is the epidemy of dorkiness.

What are you doing hangin out with that Dweezildork?

by titwillow January 28, 2008

Dweebilly

A dweebilly is a combination of a dweeb and a hillbilly. Dweebs are dick with eyebrows. They are people who look like a walking penis because they're ugly. Hillbillies are people who live in the south with dirt roads and they make Moonshine and some Hillbillies try mountain dew, blue speed, and Modafinil. A dweebilly drives in trucks through dirt roads, drink mountain dew, try blue speed and Modafinil, look like a dick with eyebrows, and make Moonshine. Some are college educated and most are only high school educated and some only try one or two years of college. Some Dweebillies hillbilly rig stuff. Most are good at making Moonshine without methanol in it and test their Moonshine strength by shaking it and staring at it and test Moonshine for methanol by adding boric acid and burning it. If it burns green, it has methanol and not good to drink.

Daniel: I burned Moonshine and it the flame burned yellow and blue but not green. So it doesn't have methanol. I distilled it, added it to fruit punch, and threw a party and drank some fruit punch spiked with Moonshine.

Stan: You dweebilly!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023