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Dutch Rutter

How you spell Dutch Rudder when you are a dumbass.
Jon: I'm a fuckface, would you like to give me a dutch rutter?
Dutch Rutter by Weissguy May 25, 2009
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Dutch Rutter

When one person grabs their penis, and has another work their arm until they ejaculate.
She wouldnt ride my cock like a carnival ride, so i settled for a dutch rutter.
Dutch Rutter by Colonel Slips March 18, 2009

Dutch Rutter

When one is masturbated by another as the other individual works ones arm while the individual has their hand at their privates.
Guy grabs junk, girl grabs guy's arm and moves his arm for him. Girl is causing the motion, guy is benefiting. Almost as a sexual "Stop hitting yourself."

Hey man, you ever get with that chick the other night? Nope, she wouldn't even give me a dutch rutter.
Dutch Rutter by updownleftright March 13, 2009

Dutch rutter

A dutch rutter is where you, yourself grab your penis after obtaining an erection. A male or female then grabs your hand.... While still holding your cock. That person then begins to move your arm in a motion for you. Thus jerking you off. But without touching your cock. There is also a double dutch rutter... where obviously to homosexuals or just friends do it.
Dude that dutch rutter was amazing last night!!! Yea i know man, but my arm is killing me. Really? Mines not.
Dutch rutter by Dr. Steve Brule1 March 22, 2009

double dutch rutter 

Similar to the dutch rutter but instead you grab your dick while he grabs his dick and you both work each other's arms.
No homo but John and I did a double dutch rutter last night.
double dutch rutter by aznig February 25, 2009

Hangmans double dutch rutter 

When two men are preforming the act of a double dutch rudder, while standing by a shelf or similar apparatus and using their own belts to also preform Auto erotic asphyxiation. However if one participant passes out before the others completion it them becomes a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.
Drew and Chris were doing a hangmans double dutch rutter, until drew passed out and Chris had to finish with a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.

Dutch Fudge Rutter

Masturbating with a friend's help. One's hand grasping his own penis, while his other hand has a thumb or fingers in his anus. Another guy works both the first guy's hands until the first guy ejaculates.
I made a big mistake on Monday, I walked into Eric's house and found his buddy Nick giving him the Dutch Fudge Rutter.
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