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Dutch Rider 

It's when you grab your penis, and then you have someone else work you arm. It's like someone else striking you off.
I'm gonna give you dutch rider, grab your dick and then I will work your arm.
Dutch Rider by Faddah January 19, 2009

dutch rider 

A person who is too cheap to drive their own vehicle.
"I am tired of taking Ed to work, he is such a dutch rider!"

person 1 " Hey can I get a ride to the party?"
person 2 " No take your own car, quit being a dutch rider."
dutch rider by jaxin January 27, 2007

double dutch rider 

The act of grabbing your penis and having a partner grab his own penis. Then you grab your partners arm with your unoccupied hand and moving it in an up and down motion (jerking him off) while he does the same to you.
That double dutch rider last night was fucking awesome!

dutch ghost ride 

The act of holding your own arm while masturbating and laying flat suspended between two moving vehicles and ejaculating into a vortex. Its dangerous but they did it in Twister.
Benjamin Button dutch ghost ride the fuck out of that vortex and turned back into a man-child. In other words, his dick got smaller.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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