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dutch hat 

Famed for being mentioned on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, a Dutch Hat is when your partner wears a toy windmill on their head and you urinate on the windmill causing it to spin.

Traditionally the urinator would wear wooden shoes as to not step in his own urine.
"Jodie, your hair looks greasy today, didn't you shower?"

"Not since my boyfriend gave me the old Dutch Hat."
dutch hat by Golliher July 23, 2012

Dutch Hat 

A sex term coined by Craig Ferguson from the Late Late Show. Can be done reverse or forwards.
Guy: Yeah she preferred to wear the Dutch hat if you know what I mean.
Dutch Hat by Pleasejustgoaway July 20, 2012

Dutch Hat 

When European girls pile on a guy - usually American, but Canadian, Australia etc
"Time for a quick reverse Dutch hat then catching the train from Noddington junction to Bedfordshire. " source: Craig F tweet.
Dutch Hat by bruxisme July 20, 2012

Dutch hat trick

A sporting term in the game cricket term signifying a bowler taking 2 wickets in 2 successive balls. This is a significantly lesser achievement than taking an actual hat trick which is when a bowler takes 3 wickets in 3 successive balls. It is often used tongue-in-cheek to either hype or gently mock the bowling performance. It can be used in other sports or situations where "hat trick" is used but only 2 in-a-row of a thing occurs rather than 3 in-a-row.
John had a successful bowling spell by taking 4 wickets including a Dutch hat trick.

dutch hater 

any1 who has dislike for the dutch or people from the netherlands, holland or whatever the fuck they like to call their country
dont be dissin me! dutch hater!
dutch hater by sven December 9, 2003
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