dutch boy
John, being a well known dutch boy, doesn't get the harsh treatment most other men get at that dyke bar.
dutch boy by Eli the Bearded December 9, 2003
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Dutch Boy
(Noun) A man who is really supremely nice and innocent. Usually someone's devoted, loving husband, who tells his wife how much he loves her every day (and means it). The type of guy who you would vote to be mayor, and know that he would actually be a good person in political office. There is nothing bad to say about this person, although people like to make a point to say how he's so freaking nice, as though it were a bad thing. You would assume his shit don't stank. Likely to marry a Canadian because they are also very nice people.
Emily: "Evan's going to be one of the judges at the lingerie show this Friday!"
Daphne: "Really? But he's such a Dutch boy."
Emily: "lol, I know, he'll definitely be the nicest judge. By the way, I'm seeing my family in Toronto soon."
canadian nice guy dutch sweet
Daphne: "Really? But he's such a Dutch boy."
Emily: "lol, I know, he'll definitely be the nicest judge. By the way, I'm seeing my family in Toronto soon."
canadian nice guy dutch sweet
Dutch Boy by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies November 4, 2015
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dutch boy
To put a finger in someone's ass during sex with an incredible sense of urgency as if you were plugging a hole in a dyke.
Also known as The Plug.
Also known as The Plug.
Adam: Zoe sure does make a lot of noise. I could hear you guys in the living room.
Jeff: Yeah, I gave her the Dutch Boy.
Adam: Dude, on the first date?
Jeff: Yeah.
Adam: Dude.
Jeff: Yeah, I gave her the Dutch Boy.
Adam: Dude, on the first date?
Jeff: Yeah.
Adam: Dude.
dutch boy by labelmonkey September 1, 2005
dutch boy
a form of rodeo doggy-style. When riding the starfish, reach over the hip with one hand and hook her front junk while reaching forward with the other and hooking her mouth. With all orifices plugged, scream for help. Friends may or may not come in- but in her confused fight-or-flight reaction, hold on for as long as possible.
dutch boy by Big Pauly Pizzle April 20, 2008
Dutch Boy Fingers
A code word for saying a girl is a lesbian. Just think about the story about the boy in Holland who had to put his finger in the dike, and you'll figure out the reference (one hopes).
Dutch Boy Fingers by kategorical October 4, 2010
Dutch Boy Cologne
When wearing lots of clothes you fart, and when you smell the fart begin to chimneys up throught your shirt collar you kindly ask someone to smell your dutch boy cologne.
Dutch Boy Cologne by Loghahahahannnnnn March 10, 2011
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