Dutch Surprise

Leaving a poop in someone's bead, with them still in it, before they wake up.

I left her a Dutch Surprise. No number, just poop.

by paul-e-dangerously July 22, 2007

Dutch surprise

A Dutch oven that has gone too far.

From the Daily Telegraph:
"In London today the shock news spread that Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Phillip will be filing for divorce. A spokesperson for the royals has exclusively told the Daily Telegraph that the Queen initiated the procedings after Prince Phillip gave her a Dutch surprise this morning. Prince Phillip has long been known to be a patron of the Dutch oven."

by Matt Dunk September 17, 2007

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

by DOn juan July 30, 2003

dutch surprise

An unpleasant fart which involveds farting on someone's head and covering it with a blanket.

You just earned one dutch surprise you weinerhead

by Little Lester July 21, 2003

Dutch Oven Surprise

A classical dutch oven, which is when you fart under the covers and pull the covers over your partner's face, except this dutch oven comes with a freshly baked batch of brownies!

I thought it was just a harmless dutch oven, but then i saw the dutch oven surprise!

by Jörg December 11, 2006

Surprise Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, well knowing that your parent is coming to bed. When your partner enters the bed, he/she pulls up the covers and is surpised by the face full of busted ass.

(boy friends farts under covers)
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)

Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!

Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!

by Vixen_T January 23, 2010

Surprise Dutch Rudder

Giving someone a Dutch Rudder as a surprise.

Dude my friend broke in and gave me a surprise Dutch Rudder, I was so embarrassed.

by Ralahax December 16, 2010