When someone is laying covered head to toe by a sheet or blanket who passes gas and then inhales their own fumes
" It was really gross when my boyfriend Dutch selfied himself in bed last night."
by SPIRIT_ANIMAL September 24, 2016
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You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.
That Dutch Selfie made me puke on my steering wheel.
by SmellyBear December 1, 2016
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