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Dutch Ball 

A person who gets bullied on Instagram and asks his friend out on a date, but ends up getting rejected. He still doesn't gives up, but keeps doing the same over and over again and gets even more humiliated. A perfect definition of being a loser.
"Stop being acting weird and being Dutch Ball, because people will bully you and hate you"
"I just lost my Fortnite match"-"HAHA you're a Dutch Ball"
Dutch Ball by Lads & VOC October 24, 2019
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Dutch Ball 

Dutch Ball got bullied by everyone in instagram and sneaked into someone's bathroom and took pics.
''Stop being so obsessive, you are being Dutch Ball''
Dutch Ball by LobLobLob11 October 24, 2019

Dutch dodge ball 

1. Originated in early Holland as they rose up from the oppression. The Vanderdutches began this game to represent their freedom.

2. A form of dodgeball where everyone fends for themselves in a Dutch fashion.
Hey Brandon let's play some Dutch dodge ball at CrossEyed Focus tonight ok?
Dutch dodge ball by Dan Fox December 1, 2004

duschball 

Duschball was created by four Brits on holiday in the Caribbean resort of Cancun, Mexico in July 2005.

It's a frantic, fast-paced watersport that involves keeping a ball in the air, whilst pulling off a range of awesome tricks using supreme skill and timing.
"That was a supreme piece of pinball wizardry by Booty, what a fantastic mercy dash!"
duschball by Antony Walsh September 7, 2005

DutchBallVIII 

Some cunt who is really fucking dumb
"insert stupid shit here"
"You're being a real DutchBallVIII right now"
DutchBallVIII by DutchBallVIII January 25, 2021
An individual whom when given the keys to his own demise, takes that ball and runs with straight to the ditch.
Damn Kyle is a straight ditchball I was just kidding about how good meth was and here he is, on meth.
ditchball by Ken Berry June 24, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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