dustin houser

Andrew Imboden ain't got shit on Chris Cuthbertson man, he holds the world record for macking and orgasm giving skills, I heard that he can give a woman a squirting orgasm in under 10 seconds, he has got to be the greatest pimp eva

Andrew: Man I wish i was that guy, hell never be second to anyone in women skills and pleasure. I wish my dick was as big as his.

dustin houser by shobobo March 27, 2005

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Dustin Houser

The greatest pimp of all time. Hottest guy to ever walk upon the earth. Every girls wants him, every guy wants to be like him. He is also tied with Chris Cuthbertson with for having the largest penis in the world. Peter North...who's that?

Big "D", Pimp daddy, Big mack-daddy

Dustin Houser by Dustin Houser March 22, 2005

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dustin houser

His only downfall is failing to match Andrew Imboden with the overall women handling skills and pleasure giving techniques. But its ok cause he's th next best. REMEMBER: Andrew=#1; Dustin=#2.

Ex.) Andrew > Dustin

dustin houser by Kuñado March 23, 2005

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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