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Dust Muffin 

A man with a spiky fau-hawk
wow, that guy has such a Dust Muffin!
Dust Muffin by spunky laday September 9, 2011

Dust Muffin 

An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.
Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.

I would tap that dust muffin!
Dust Muffin by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024

Dustmuffins 

One who enjoys the company of men and derives pleasure from objects inserted betwixt his buttocks.

An old man's testicles.
That man isn't just gay. He's dustmuffin-gay.

The lady just kicked grandpa in the dustmuffins!
Dustmuffins by `Raptor June 5, 2005

Dustmuffins 

A term used in a video game to describe someone after they have crashed into something and died.
Wow that Dustmuffins just crashed that jet into that crane and died.

That Dustmuffins has no skill in driving or flying vehicles in this game all he does is just crash and die.

Did you just see that? That Dustmuffins just killed himself by accidentally running that jeep off of a cliff.
Dustmuffins by SnipeRaven July 1, 2005
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026