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Dust Muffin 

A man with a spiky fau-hawk
wow, that guy has such a Dust Muffin!
Dust Muffin by spunky laday September 9, 2011

Dust Muffin 

An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.
Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.

I would tap that dust muffin!
Dust Muffin by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024

Dustmuffins 

One who enjoys the company of men and derives pleasure from objects inserted betwixt his buttocks.

An old man's testicles.
That man isn't just gay. He's dustmuffin-gay.

The lady just kicked grandpa in the dustmuffins!
Dustmuffins by `Raptor June 5, 2005

Dustmuffins 

A term used in a video game to describe someone after they have crashed into something and died.
Wow that Dustmuffins just crashed that jet into that crane and died.

That Dustmuffins has no skill in driving or flying vehicles in this game all he does is just crash and die.

Did you just see that? That Dustmuffins just killed himself by accidentally running that jeep off of a cliff.
Dustmuffins by SnipeRaven July 1, 2005
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026