A Dump and Run is an act where a man, pulls out (from the anus, and or vagina) with his penis partway through intercourse on the night he plans to end a relationship. At this point he should have a doozer, also known as a load of poop, ready to exit his rectum. He then pushes her down, poops on her chest, backhands the girl, and runs out her front door streaking, laughing hysterically.
Also, see Pump and Run
Man, that damn girl annoyed me so I gave her a dump and run; I can go to the party this weekend now.
When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.
Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.