A slap to the face, often from male to male, used sometimes to intimidate, anger, or irritate. Mostly, however, this term is for quick revenge for someone saying something dumb. At the same time, the word "dummy!" is shouted, characterizing the victim.
1: First Person: I rammed your momma last night. Second person: Dummyslaps!
2: I'll dummyslap you!
3: You dummy. *Slap*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!