Dumb-wit

Someone who is being very stupid in the moment and can’t live.

You are being a dumb-wit

by It’s ur bestie November 6, 2019

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

Dumb Girls with Smart Phones

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.

Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.

by Comics Nut December 11, 2011

Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head

1: (n) a relatively unintelligent person with unsightly facial features.

Johnny: There's no way I'm the father. You're crazy, just like your mother.

Suzie: You are such a "Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head!"!

by Pieceofsod April 14, 2009

Done with dumb

No longer wanting to date men with a low IQ or dishonourable objective.

Oh that guy off Tinder was just so dumb. I want a real man who is good up there and down below too. I’m done with dumb.

by The voice of our royal lady July 19, 2020

dumbwit

Someone who is really stupid or foolish.

What part of "no showing off" did you not understand? This is exactly why you are such a dumbwit.

by Dcode June 7, 2014