Dumb Dick

When a guys so good in the sheets that it makes you act stupid for it

#1: you smashed Stephanie?
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.

by AlH1801 November 13, 2017

dumb dick

any person who is a generally stupid or ignorant asshole

You dumb dick!

by apb&j October 21, 2010

dumb dick

The epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior. Usually occurs while intoxicated.

Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.

by randyharwood May 28, 2013

Dumb dick

A man that is very horny and stupid that only thinks with his dick

that guy with his cock out is such a dumb dick

by The 13th Nomad February 24, 2010

Dumb dick

A dipshit person who posts nonsense political opionions on facebook who doesnt know shit about the real world.

That Billy Behler guys a real dumb dick, you wouldnt believe the shit he posted on facebook today. Seriously fuck that retard.

by Phatt$$$matt July 5, 2017

Dumb Dick

A 6'4'' manchild with a Peter Pan complex and three dimples.

That Otis Maier is such a Dumb Dick.

by Saraphone October 25, 2004

dumb dick

Insult used by lazy obese 9 year olds with limited vocabulary, this is often accompanied with bad and irrelevant comebacks after the person whom this insult was used against denies it, which annoys the victim even further.

Jayven: You dumb dick!
Max: Can you stop using that? I am not a dumb dick you dip shit
Jayven: No u

by PHDmeme March 13, 2019