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Dumb ass cousin 

When someone very close to you (maybe family related), makes

you think their trust worthy and then they fuck up and end up hurting you,so their too mofo to admit to the shit they committed....and then your fucking forced to probably forgive their punk ass
Monkly: "where the fuck is Fredrick ."

(the pigeon)
Jhon-luc: "idk?"
Monkly: "you better fucking find him when your thirty year old punk as gets home!"
Jhon-luc: (attempt's to lei)
Monkley: (give a death stare leading straight to the gates of fucking hell)
*silence in the room*
John-luc: "ja, I was just making a snack and then he flew...and jumped on the floor..then..."
Monkley: (snaps and told him the fuck off )..."your a dumb ass cousin, I hope you swollow 17 fucking flies in your sleep."
Dumb ass cousin by Mon.kley May 6, 2018
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026