Duell

An idiot that needs to have a lesson taught to him, preferably the easy way.

Duell is bound to have something bad happen to them if they don't slow down.

by illest of the swillest February 26, 2009

Duelling Turds

The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.

Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?

Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Duell joke

A joke that has been thought through for quite some time, yet never misses to disappoint. It kind of makes you laugh, but it also makes you cringe. A joke that goes even beyond the boundaries of a dad joke with a 100% facepalming effect. You either love it or hate it or in many cases, both.

You know why a paladin is on a diet? Holy light! – 100% Duell joke

James bond is the only true SPYder-man! – Ugh. Duell Joke

Welcome to this independent group! It’s getting indepenDENSELY populated! – Amazing Duell joke

by Anonymousmaybebio May 21, 2022

duelling banjos

female masturbation race.

Clarice(to Michelle) 'Do u want another game of duelling banjos? This time I'll win!'Michelle 'Don't count on it!!!'

by hornskull December 05, 2003

Dick Duelling

The act of yourself and an opponent perfectly aligning your penises and urinate as hard as you can, so that the two jets hit eachother. The winner of the duel is whomever lasts the longest, or manages to defeat their opponent by pushing their stream back.

“Enough of this, let’s settle this like real men! Through Dick Duelling!

by Carnefice November 05, 2017

Duelling Peacocks

When two men joust for top sartorial spot using their wardrobes as objects to challenge each other

Who's the new guy?
Oh, that's Brian - he's challenging the boss for top sartyr.
What do you mean?

Check out the duds - he's trying to outdo the boss.
Who's gonna win.
Dunno, but there will be blood when there's duelling peacocks in the office...

by Carl Davidson August 21, 2013

Diddy Duell

Diddy Duell has 10000 bottle of baby oil in his school backpack, Diddy duell gets freaky deaky with his lady friends. Diddy Duells favourite thing to do is to take a fat shit on a big titty stomach and lick it off her.

Your a sex offender, Your a diddy duell

by Zach taylor 7777 October 10, 2024