Duct ape

A reclusive member of the primate family which resides in air ducts. Can occasionally be heard making large crashing sounds which are often explained away by upper management as the turning on and off of vague air-flow systems.

The 3rd floor duct ape threw another banana at me this morning.

Duct ape by Apes Rule October 23, 2008

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platinum ductape

A special type of ductape you can only get at trader joes.

"Silence is golden. Ductape is silver. ...And sometimes platinum. But only at trader joes. On thursdays."
"...platinum ductape? what the hell kinda drugs are you on?"

platinum ductape by Dark_Storm August 2, 2008

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DUCTAPEIVITIS

A normal mental condition where the person gets pleasure by duct-taping themselves to flat surfaces

Oh yea that Seamus must have mad DUCTAPEIVITIS, I'm always finding him on walls poor thing

DUCTAPEIVITIS by Tobey Maguire Real December 28, 2021

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