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Duck You 

When autocorrect decides to take all the sting out of your text and turn it into an utter embarrassment
Danny: Well duck you man
Danny: *rereads text*
Danny: *dies of shame*
Duck You by HTW92565 March 20, 2016
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Duck you 

When autocorrect decides to mess with you so it changes fuck to duck
Duck you by Hobi's bitch August 26, 2020

Duck you 

When your phone autocorrects “fuck you” to “duck you”
A: WELL DUCK YOU!
B: What
A: fUCK AUTOCORRECT!
Duck you by CroissantBitch October 10, 2021

DUCK YOU 

DUCK YOU by Murdtheello November 17, 2021
In the heat of the moment, all I could think to say was 'duck you!'—my temper got the best of me!
duck you by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

duck you? 

duck = fuck
you = you, u
? = ?
duck + you + ? = fuck you
duck you? by ducker June 22, 2004

duck you up 

When someone admits they are a retard to someone.
rahel: man tommorow ima duck you up so bad
alex: nah its okay your just as good as me
rahel: thanks man, i still think im retarded
alex: well maybe a bit
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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