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Duck Boots 

Work boots that look so ridiculous that you would guess their only purpose would be to be worn on duck hunting parties in Olde England. Some rich white boys like to wear them as a fashion statement. They also seem to think that wearing gold chains somehow makes it better. It is near impossible to go unnoticed in school while wearing the enormous clonking atrocities that are duck boots.
Tim what the fuck are you wearing? Those duck boots make you look like you came straight from a duck hunting party
Duck Boots by Narragansett2k15 March 9, 2015
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Dickboots 

The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.
Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.
Dickboots by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011
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duckboats 

Vehicle which takes Boston sports teams on a parade thought the city after winning a championship.
Red Sox just beat the Cardinals in the World Series! Time to cue the duckboats!
duckboats by Bazamaphone November 6, 2013