"Dtj" is an acronym which stands for the phrase "don't tell John." This phrase is typically used when someone has stated something which could prove detrimental if heard by John, who would undoubtedly in turn tell his mother who would then tell the speaker's mother.
Speaker 1: "So, did you and the swiss finally spank the monkey last weekend?"
Speaker 2: "Hellz yea! Dtj, btw."
Speaker 1: "Lolz, poor John..."
Speaker 2: "Hellz yea! Dtj, btw."
Speaker 1: "Lolz, poor John..."
by Tpain+3 April 7, 2008
by merchdiscordmeme May 2, 2021
an acronym for 'down to jog' used when people are tired of slowly walking a normal route or if they have missed a their scheduled bus
Guy 1: Yooo shit, damn 16 left again...
Guy 2: Ah crap, i hate walking its too slow, DtJ?
Guy 1: Ya lets go.
Guy 2: Ah crap, i hate walking its too slow, DtJ?
Guy 1: Ya lets go.
by ThatsSaucey February 22, 2010
acronym stainding for "Don't tell Jen". Used most often in the context of a culinary-oriented conversation, it indicates the desire to not divulge any information regarding a food item to Jen, lest she appropriates and devours it.
by Leotard January 18, 2008
by Himmelstürmer April 10, 2012
(Drop Trou Jeans) Pants that are "Larger" than the wearer, and the tops of their underwear can be seen. Plus they must constantly keep them from falling so they won't trip.
by dmccowan January 29, 2008