Definitions by Leotard
DTJ
acronym stainding for "Don't tell Jen". Used most often in the context of a culinary-oriented conversation, it indicates the desire to not divulge any information regarding a food item to Jen, lest she appropriates and devours it.
ChiMo
child molester, pedofile, person with an unexplained attraction (fetish even) towards toddler toys and appliances