Dry Guy

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A male who does not use any type of lubrication when masturbating.

Male: To hell with lube, when you're a Dry Guy like me, you can masturbate anytime, anywhere.

Little known fact, most serial killers are Dry Guys.

Dry Guy by jimjayjam October 27, 2011

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Dry Guy

A very rough handjob with no form of lubrication. Often received after a heated make out/dry hump session.

Man, that bitch must give one hell of a dry guy because Dan's been limping around all week.

Dry Guy by Omar the Piledriver February 9, 2009

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Dry Guys

(noun). The absence of a womans saliva on a males testicles. The testicles are not sobbing wet of saliva from a balls-and-cock blow job. The opposite of what is wet testicles form salty sweat or spit up from deep throating

Alex: "Listen babe I have had dry guys for about 2 weeks now. I think you need to slob on them for me"

Paige: "Okay honey, but could you wash off the fungus prior to me saturating your dry guys? It tasted like old pickles the last time i fixed your dry guys."

Dry Guys by Jayroc Parker III April 20, 2010

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026