(noun). The absence of a womans saliva on a males testicles. The testicles are not sobbing wet of saliva from a balls-and-cock blow job. The opposite of what is wet testicles form salty sweat or spit up from deep throating
Alex: "Listen babe I have had dry guys for about 2 weeks now. I think you need to slob on them for me"
Paige: "Okay honey, but could you wash off the fungus prior to me saturating your dry guys? It tasted like old pickles the last time i fixed your dry guys."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.