Drunk faced

Similar to being Drunk Dialed, it's when someone posts a drunken message on a social site, like Facebook. (Could also be loosely applied to text messages.) Qualifiers are 1) the person who sent the message was drunk when they sent it and 2) the message content is something that they would not have sent if they were sober and usually stated with great feeling.

"My ex-girlfriend drunk faced me last night on my Wall that she wanted me to come over to her apartment for a blowjob, and now my wife thinks I'm cheating on her!"

Drunk faced by Shiroto January 11, 2012

Drunk Faced

To be wasted, shit faced, plastered, etc.

Man I got so drunk faced last night!

Drunk Faced by drnkfc January 6, 2011

Black-Faced Drunk 

or simply black-faced. A state of inebriation with the combined magnitude of black-out drunk and shit-faced hence "black-faced." One experiencing such a state tends to lose so much social cognizance that he or she will find enacting black-face not only unoffensive but hilarious without regard for it being viewed generally as taboo.

I started drinking yesterday afternoon to cope with my depression, but it got out of hand, and by evening I was black-faced drunk performing impressions to my neighbors resulting in my receiving of a beat-down of biblical proportions.

Black-Faced Drunk by cbebop7 November 22, 2010

drunk face 

The way one's facial characteristics change when one is inebriated. Usually droopier in the eyes and cheeks. For females, their makeup is more obvious.

Something looks different about Susie tonight.
Yea, it looks like she has her drunk face on.

drunk face by LastNightsGarbage.com December 3, 2007

Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.

Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

Smash your face drunk by PartyRockCrew March 2, 2011

face drunk

When you're so drunk, you talk all up in a friend's or stranger's face.

You can tell Kristin is face drunk, huh? She is right up in that dude's face.

face drunk by k_elie September 6, 2015

Drunk in the Face 

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.

Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...

Drunk in the Face by corealis March 1, 2011