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drive the boat 

Instead of saying “get ontop” or “can i ride You” during sex refer to it as “driving the boat. Getting ontop of his big dick like it’s the size of a boat
Hey babe let me drive the boat! ;)
drive the boat by Yuji March 18, 2019

Drive the boat 

" Miguel ima need you to drive the boat this game "
" I like that kid he is always driving the boat when we need him most "

lemme drive the boat

Doing or saying something bold/ risky
Going on a boat ride and asking the boat driver if you could drive the boat knowing you have no experience whatsoever

Or

*Being at a party and your friends are drinking and you start drinking knowing you have a low tolerance *
Friend: wanna drink

You: lemme drive the boat

let me drive the boat 

The basic, go-to Instagram caption for thirst trap lake trip photos, typically posted by white girls age 18-25, who should never be trusted to drive any motorized vehicle.
Brittneigh: What should I caption this slutty pic so people think I love the lake and not just attention?

Brynneleighy: “Let me drive the boat!”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026