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drive the boat 

Instead of saying “get ontop” or “can i ride You” during sex refer to it as “driving the boat. Getting ontop of his big dick like it’s the size of a boat
drive the boat by Yuji March 18, 2019

Drive the boat 

" Miguel ima need you to drive the boat this game "
" I like that kid he is always driving the boat when we need him most "

lemme drive the boat

Doing or saying something bold/ risky
Going on a boat ride and asking the boat driver if you could drive the boat knowing you have no experience whatsoever

Or

*Being at a party and your friends are drinking and you start drinking knowing you have a low tolerance *
Friend: wanna drink

You: lemme drive the boat

let me drive the boat 

The basic, go-to Instagram caption for thirst trap lake trip photos, typically posted by white girls age 18-25, who should never be trusted to drive any motorized vehicle.
Brittneigh: What should I caption this slutty pic so people think I love the lake and not just attention?

Brynneleighy: “Let me drive the boat!”