Greatest person ever, has to tuck his penis in his sock to avoid stepping on it or tripping others

Basically, if your name is Maxim Drisdelle, you're basically the king of romancing women.

Guy 1: "who's! Is that who I think it is?!"
Guy 2: "yeah, that's Maxim Drisdelle, king of romancing women. Be carful not to trip though! It looks like he forgot to sock the cock today"

maxim drisdelle by AZGAD May 7, 2018

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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