Drifta

A large, Pedo who sort of floats around the school areas and local parks, watching from a distance.

P1: Oh shit there's fat gary.
P2: Oi nah mate, i heard he's a Drifta.

by ToucherDeChildren March 27, 2020

mr drifta

leroy thompsons mother

leroy is going with mr drifta

by anonymous February 28, 2023

Mr drifta

Mr drifta is Someone who crashes their car through someone's front fence when trying to drift their new car

Greg: punches it sideways and almost bins it.
Zac : what happened mr drifta. Greg: snipers out now on all digital platforms Bruv.

by Zacs crack July 23, 2023

Drista

DreamWasTaken’s younger sister, introduced to us on Tommyinnit’s stream on October 10 2020. Literally a whole mood and also killed Tommyinnit three times on the Dream Smp.

“I forgot Drista had a brother, what’s him name? Clark?”

by CaiteCat October 10, 2020

drift missile

A car used for drifting that is nonetheless a piece of scrap metal. It provides a foundation for learning/practicing the art of drifting. More or less, a car to fuck shit up without having to worry about it breaking.

Dude are you taking the 2j to track today?
No man I'm bringing the drift missile to work on my angle.

by 2j2j2j February 7, 2014

Drift Tax

The imaginary monetary value added to any popular rear wheel drive Japanese sport compact at resale due to the fact that they have the ability to drift, and are followed by large groups of fans modifying them to perform at a higher spec.

Unfair to the average buyer, nothing new to the followers of the trend.

Say the Blue Book value of a Nissan 240sx is $1000, now say that you look in your local classifieds in search of one.

You search for a 240sx with the options you prefer, such as a manual transmission. Now comes the disappointing part, the lowest asking price for the car specified is $3000, a large jump from the true value, and a classic case of "drift tax".

In this case, the inflation is due to the fact that the Nissan 240sx is a very popular car in the drifting "scene", praised by fans for it's "capabilities". But most often you will find that these cars do not appear to be anything particularly sporty in stock form, with some you even might consider them to be nothing but eco-boxes dressed up to appear as something they aren't.

"Drift tax" varies in different parts of the world, the West Coast of North America is notorious for high inflation. Keep in mind that this does not only reach out to the 240sx, but almost any popular RWD Japanese sport compact.

by SchwarzGauner March 29, 2010

Tokyo Drift Bowl

This is when someone takes a large dump in form of a log/turd and as he/she flushes the toilet the log or turd, because of the large consistency, begins to speed down the toilet in an uncontrollably manner without any clear direction producing skid marks which stain the inner rimming of the toilet bowl.

"Man I'm so pissed off Eddie just came in and took a nasty ass dump and gave my toilet a tokyo drift bowl and now I have to clean all this shit up"

Chris- "Who just took a dump? Yo bro was it you???"

Danny- "Why do you ask?"

Chris- "Cause you left a mean ass Tokyo Drift Bowl."

Danny- "My bad bro, I know I shouldnt have ate that Jap food. "

by Chinchan44 November 23, 2011