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Drew Pagaduan

Drews are cool, but Drew Pagaduans are much, much better. Conversations with Drew Pagaduan are easy, hilarious, and surprisingly important. You'll either never really get to know him, or naturally gravitate toward him over the span of years, maybe even more. This gravitation is caused by his mystery. You know that he comes off as quiet, unless the conversation piques his interests. You'll come to learn that while his shit talking may seem passive-aggressive, he's secretly planning to fight the whole world for both his ideals and for his friends. You'll come to relate to the perpetual ball of resentment that you both feel for yourselves, those that piss you off, and the general unfairness of the world that you, nor anyone else couldn't ever hope to solve alone, as well as share the sad smile of autumn that, at the end of the day, you both recognize as the closest thing to a solution. While he is there for you in the long run, he'll need his space every once in a while, as do you; you both know that you don't need to see to be able to share the hilarity and beauty of the world together. You can share so much with Drew Pagaduan, regardless of how different from him you might be. Drew Pagaduan is as elusive and mysterious as he is solid and comforting when you are face-to-face. The closer you get to a Drew Pagaduan, the farther from him you'll feel, as your desire to know him will only grow. Despite this, a Drew Pagaduan is a good friend to have indeed.
"Hey Drew Pagaduan! I missed you dude!"
"Miss you too bro. How's life ;)"
Drew Pagaduan by Mustapholis_Wang October 25, 2020
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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026