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daddy's drawer

Usually but not always pertaining to cross dressing or closeted gay fathers, 'daddy's drawer' is the drawer daddy told you to stay out of, and that you regret looking in for the rest of your living days. Contents can vary depending on the individual.
I quickly became an obedient child after looking inside 'daddy's drawer', when he had clearly instructed me not to.
daddy's drawer by FartyPowl November 17, 2016

Grandpa's Sock Drawer 

A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.
Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.

Dom’s Bottom Drawer 

Bryce tried to put his totem pole in Dom’s Bottom Drawer

sock drawer surprise 

I was looking for the towel's, but I found a sock drawer surprise.

top drawer service 

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.
Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

Maggie's Drawers 

A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.
I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.