Dragon Fruit 

A Dragon Fruit is a person who looks extremely attractive but has absolutely no personality, similar to how an actual dragon fruit looks magnificent, but has no taste whatsoever.

“How bout that girl in Biology? Do you like her?” “Nah man, she’s a total dragon fruit.”

Dragon Fruit by OHC3221 December 21, 2018

dragon fruit 

Just buy a fucking grape or a kiwi. It's basically the same.

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dragon fruit by Sainten Jesh March 30, 2017

Dragon Fruit 

A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.

Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.

Guy 1: "Hay look at this"

Guy 2: "What ?"

Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"

Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"

Dragon Fruit

Dragon Fruit by RUDDY JAM BUTTY October 23, 2011

Dragon Fruit 

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.

Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!

Dragon Fruit by The know it all from school June 16, 2018

Dragon Fruit 

An African woman’s vagina

Last night I had Monique over and that dragon fruit was on point..

Dragon Fruit by Bun Checker 69 August 14, 2021

Dragon fruit 

A bougie kiwi combined with a strawberry

“Beb, what does dragon fruit taste like?”

“It tastes like a bougie kiwi combined with strawberry.”

Dragon fruit by Chi lover February 17, 2023

Dragon fruit Dalmatian

a Dalmatian inside a dragon fruit!

made by-Moriah Elizabeth

"I searched dragon fruit Dalmatian and found nothing"

Dragon fruit Dalmatian by mandola_2805 March 10, 2022