Used to describe the exceptional hotness of one's High school Biology teacher. Any Life Sciences teacher will be considered for "Dragon Meat" status but only if they meet strict criteria set forth by the "Dragon Meat Association of America" (DMAA) . All Arts teachers will not be considered due to an over abundance of flabby asses and piss tanks.
Hey dude, did you check out Ms. B, what a hot piece of DragonMeat.
The act of facing down, gripping your asshole open while a minimum of 3 men compete to masturbate and fire their load into your gaping hole. The one who wins is the Gaping Meat Dragon.
Dude, I was watching game of thrones with my girlfriend, when suddenly my meatdragon starting raging uncontrollably, so my girlfriend had to slay it with her mouth.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.