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Dr. Suess 

What society thinks he was: A beloved children's author

What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.
Here's to Dr. Suess: An author, and a sociopath.
Dr. Suess by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

Dr. Suess 

feigned slip of the tongue, used to introduce people with doctorates who you, personally, don't rate.
Harvey: Norman, I'd like you to meet my esteemed colleague, Dr. Suess - I mean - Dr. Losifer.

Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.

Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
Dr. Suess by Guru Voodoo October 19, 2010

Dr. Suess 

The equivilent of a Double Suck, hints: the first letters of the words. One girl is confronted by two dicks, in which she is then conned, forced, asked to, or any other form of force; to suck on them both simultaneously.
After hiding in the closet for several minutes, Jimmy joined me on the bed and we performed a Dr. Suess on Jackie in which she shoved both of our cocks into her mouth.
Dr. Suess by T-Gor May 11, 2008

Dr. Suess 

A bitch ass nigga who likes to pretend to be tight. or a rapper who's a punk ass and and rhymes like a little bitch
Look at that Lil' bitch ass Dr. Suess ass Nigga
Dr. Suess by Chris " Tha Nigga" Reyes September 30, 2006

dr suess 

Dr Suess is...
an american man
who writes books with one hand
and can make anything
ryhme with a ting!
the cat in the hat, green eggs and ham, both of which by dr suess

Dr Suess 

All these rappers trying to look good, and Dr Suess is over there going, "Bitch please".
Dr Suess by Sweeyo December 20, 2015
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