A box of mysterious treasures sourced from the darkest depths of Smullens island. It is said that a deal was done of the count of 3 to dip in said box. but most people just think its a wives tale. Will we ever know what truly lies in that dirty box?....who knows...I heard it stinks.
When you've had a big long hard day in your Snickers s46 Stretch Workwear trousers and come home to Reece Doyle's ma and she makes you a big sloppy chicken role with a can of Irn Bru
My god, you should have seen the size of Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken roles! Gobbled it down with a can of Irn bru and a bitta Frank's hot sauce.
An extended insult of Doyle. A Dog's Doyle refers to a person who is such a Doyle that even a dog, an animal of much lesser intelligence than a human, sees the given person as being a Doyle, even in their eyes. Thus rendering that person a 'Dog's Doyle'.
Ideally, a panel of six dogs maybe needed to judge a person on their Doyleness with loud barking, rendering the person truly a Dogs's Doyle.
"Oli, you're an absolute Dog's Doyle!"
"With talk like that you'll find yourself in front of a panel of dogs!"
"What have you done now you straight Dog's Doyle?"
When smoking marijuana, the last hit from a bowl often has a displeasing taste or aroma; Bob Dole's asshole is what this last hit is often called. This is what a person can say when passing the questionable hit to the next person in rotation.
"Do you want Bob Dole?"
"Gross! That tasted like Bob Dole's asshole!"
"Why didn't you tell me it was Bob Dole?!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.