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Doyle's Law

When a Russian tries to say Murphy's Law, but fucks up his expressions as usual.

Means the same as Murphy's Law, mainly used by first generation immigrants.
It is, how you say...Doyle's Law, da?
Doyle's Law by tuxperience June 9, 2004

Doyle's Tavern 

a legend who owns a bar and gives people free drinks
are you going to Doyle's Tavern tonight we are gonna get sloshed
Doyle's Tavern by big cock brad October 31, 2020

Doyle's Dirty Box 

A box of mysterious treasures sourced from the darkest depths of Smullens island. It is said that a deal was done of the count of 3 to dip in said box. but most people just think its a wives tale. Will we ever know what truly lies in that dirty box?....who knows...I heard it stinks.
Definition:

Adam has his whole arm in "Dolye's Dirty Box".

"Doyle's Dirty Box" Stinks

Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken Roles 

When you've had a big long hard day in your Snickers s46 Stretch Workwear trousers and come home to Reece Doyle's ma and she makes you a big sloppy chicken role with a can of Irn Bru
My god, you should have seen the size of Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken roles! Gobbled it down with a can of Irn bru and a bitta Frank's hot sauce.

Dog's Doyle 

An extended insult of Doyle. A Dog's Doyle refers to a person who is such a Doyle that even a dog, an animal of much lesser intelligence than a human, sees the given person as being a Doyle, even in their eyes. Thus rendering that person a 'Dog's Doyle'.
Ideally, a panel of six dogs maybe needed to judge a person on their Doyleness with loud barking, rendering the person truly a Dogs's Doyle.
"Oli, you're an absolute Dog's Doyle!"
"With talk like that you'll find yourself in front of a panel of dogs!"
"What have you done now you straight Dog's Doyle?"
Dog's Doyle by Dom8trix June 18, 2008

Bob Dole's Asshole 

When smoking marijuana, the last hit from a bowl often has a displeasing taste or aroma; Bob Dole's asshole is what this last hit is often called. This is what a person can say when passing the questionable hit to the next person in rotation.
"Do you want Bob Dole?"
"Gross! That tasted like Bob Dole's asshole!"
"Why didn't you tell me it was Bob Dole?!"