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Downward Dog 

The sexual position most recommended for women who are suffering from Plantar Fasciitis. To get into this position, the woman should stand upright, then lean over forward until she must catch herself with her hands on the floor in front of her. This puts her entry way at an approximate 30 degree angle to her lover. Her lover then does his duty, and does his very best. This also happens to be the most ergonomically correct position for Shocker insertion. Also See - shocker. One may also make a "ruff ruff" noise as intercourse takes place, giving it a true "dog" feel.
Lady Madoline was very horny, but her plantar fasciitis was acting up, so she opted for the Downward Dog, and it was nice. Quite nice.
Downward Dog by Steven the Man June 12, 2013
Words you can keep

downward dog 

a sex position used for when your fucking your dog
tyler was using downward dog last night
downward dog by shekby October 20, 2019

Downward Dog 

Which He/She does a Downward Dog And He/She Farts On His/Her Face.
Bob Couldn’t Get Out of the Way But He Farted On Gorky Melmacian.
If Flo can do downward dog for a few.
Downward Dog by MayDayMeh June 18, 2018

Downward dog 

When one man slaps his penis repeatedly on another mans belly whilst the second man strokes the other mans nipples.
Rob and Shavak did the downward dog last night
Downward dog by RobertRemi February 9, 2020

Reverse downward dog 

Similar position of a reverse crunch. Allows maximum level of insertion AND engages your abdominals. This position is also for when you're feeling a little experimental and when you wanna work out.
Last night me and the homie tried reverse downward dog. Great cool down after hitting legs bro. Who needs to train abs when you can do the reverse downward dog!

one handed diagonal downward dog 

another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.
friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"

downward doggystyle 

Sex from behind with the woman in the "downward dog" yoga pose (hands on the floor, legs and arms outstretched, ass in the air, so body forms a triangle with the ground).
She always remembers to breathe properly when doing it downward doggystyle.
downward doggystyle by ezpei September 23, 2006
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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