Verg: to be very, to be a dog, to be a very dog, to be sad, to express sympathy for someone who is bitching about their day when you are still feeling like responding in a sincere fashion before the horrible cynicism of the interweb takes hold. Can also be used as "Sup verg?" meaning something along the lines of "What's up dude?" but with a silly little interweb twist. Various other definitions as well.
"im is verg dog"
"my naem si billy. asl plz"
"12 dog lol"
"sex plz"
*hours of pwn later*
"i leid. i wuznt 12"
"u mean i wasnt pedohphiling!?"
//me linkin parks *shoots self in head*
"lol linkin park sux lol"
Originally came from Xenon at The Friend Society. Has since been lost forever.
"im is verg dog"
"my naem si billy. asl plz"
"12 dog lol"
"sex plz"
*hours of pwn later*
"i leid. i wuznt 12"
"u mean i wasnt pedohphiling!?"
//me linkin parks *shoots self in head*
"lol linkin park sux lol"
Originally came from Xenon at The Friend Society. Has since been lost forever.
by Nikolai Kryzek March 27, 2005
Ugh why won't my computer work? I'm so verged right now.
by Lintowl April 02, 2020
Guy 1: hey, I've seen a video on The Verge about how to build a computer!
Guy 2: That video is full of bullshit.
Guy 2: That video is full of bullshit.
by nofontnl December 24, 2018
“Am I virgin? Nah im on the verge of losing it though....He ate me out and sucked on my titties, next time, Hopefully, He goes inside of me.”
by D-Maul August 08, 2018
by rock paper machete September 16, 2018
When assembling your computer, be careful not to verge it.
I was OCing my cpu and increased the voltage to 1.550 and now it won't boot. I think I verged it.
I was OCing my cpu and increased the voltage to 1.550 and now it won't boot. I think I verged it.
by GreenGold October 20, 2019