A busty pudgy lady who hasnt seen the sunny side of a beach in a long time, usually ginger they tend to be pre-occupied with their freckles evolving. Their skin has a pale sickly translucent quality like that of uncooked dough.
The Pillsbury Dough Bitch is a thot, not a slut. She is virgin and def not pure. She is 5’3 and about 150lbs. She is super white has huge fucking thighs and her tits are pretty big too. She don’t have hips or an ass but she got a good hourglass. The dough bitch is pretty chill and likes to eat sweets and break but sugar hurts her teeth and she’s gluten intolerant.
Damn. That Pillsbury Dough Bitch seems to be lacking cake. But not dumplings. That’s for sure.
Fat annoying Bastard that has nothing better to do than to constantly annoy the fuck out of you just because he's a worthless cock bitin' mother fucker.
I'm settin' in the living room chair talking on the phone trying to hold a meaningful conversation when all of a sudden the "Pop-n-Dough Son of a Bitch" starts hurling objects from across the room that bounce off of my forehead.
A North Dakotan of German-Norwegian origins assuring a black individual of something.
"Do you think I can get some of that SauerKraut shit?" the African American questioned.
"You betcha Doug!" The North Dakotan said, trying to speak the language of the African American.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"