A busty pudgy lady who hasnt seen the sunny side of a beach in a long time, usually ginger they tend to be pre-occupied with their freckles evolving. Their skin has a pale sickly translucent quality like that of uncooked dough.
The Pillsbury Dough Bitch is a thot, not a slut. She is virgin and def not pure. She is 5’3 and about 150lbs. She is super white has huge fucking thighs and her tits are pretty big too. She don’t have hips or an ass but she got a good hourglass. The dough bitch is pretty chill and likes to eat sweets and break but sugar hurts her teeth and she’s gluten intolerant.
I'm settin' in the living room chair talking on the phone trying to hold a meaningful conversation when all of a sudden the "Pop-n-Dough Son of a Bitch" starts hurling objects from across the room that bounce off of my forehead.
A North Dakotan of German-Norwegian origins assuring a black individual of something.
"Do you think I can get some of that SauerKraut shit?" the African American questioned.
"You betcha Doug!" The North Dakotan said, trying to speak the language of the African American.